[Ajof]

I win

PHP Code:

<?php
function has_world_ended()
{
         $cURL = curl_init();
         curl_setopt($cURL, CURLOPT_URL, 'http://www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com');
         curl_setopt($cURL, CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER, 1);
         curl_setopt($cURL, CURLOPT_HEADER, false);
         $page = curl_exec($cURL);

         $exists = strstr($page, 'NO');

        if(!exists)
        {
             return TRUE;
        }
        else
        {
             return FALSE;
        }
}

$secret = "My darkest secret";

if(has_world_ended() == TRUE)
{
       echo $secret;
}
else
{
       echo "Maybe next time eh chuck?";
}
?>